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The Happy Rant

Barnabas Piper, Ted Kluck, and Ronnie Martin cheerfully - if sarcastically - rant about all the things that don't matter all that much (and some that do).
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Feb 19, 2018

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas Suss out the following:

  • What kind of people actually like the Winter Olympics?
  • What are our Enneagram numbers and what the heck do they mean?
  • What are the worst worship songs and a couple good hymns too?
Feb 12, 2018

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas hash out the following as they do:

  • Kevin DeYoung's VERY TGC article about the Enneagram
  • How people weaponize the Enneagram
  • When a woman brings a man to women's Bible Study as a "hot date"
  • Super Bowl spectacle and half time show
Feb 5, 2018

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas take on some recent hot and pressing topics.

  • Steven Furtick preaches about claiming and naming gates while ling on a futon.
  • John Piper makes the evangelical social media explode with an article about female Seminary professors
  • Various and important pet peeves - including being called "bro" and people using personalized hashtags
Jan 29, 2018

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas hash out the following.

  • Ronnie at Leisure including dinner, watching football, rollerblading, watching ballet, and talking about his feelings
  • Their feelings about all things "motivational"
  • Morgan Freeman's protests of an anatomically correct SAG award
Jan 22, 2018

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas hash out the following:

  • Drisky Business involving speaking in tongues and a college QB
  • Awkward over-Christian responses to a normal question
  • Responding to a missile crisis
  • Ronnie's love for Francis Chan

 

Jan 4, 2018

In this episode of The Happy Rant - the first of 2018 - Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas start the year strong by ranting about the following.

  • New Year's Revelations - Instead of resolving to to do something the hosts reveal something they need to get off their chest or admit.
  • Which books we did not read or finish in 2017
  • One resolution we wish reformdom would make and keep in 2018
Nov 20, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ronnie Martin misses his chance for an epic flu game and sits this one with the pukes. That means Ted and Barnabas take on the following topics.

  • Why are complementarian men so bad at talking about women even when they are trying to be supportive and respectful?
  • Which is Worse? A game in which two bad things are compared and we determine which is worse.
  • What we are thankful for
Nov 13, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas are back in the studio but still riding high off Live in Louisville. They rant about the following.

  • Jared C.'s twitter spat with Carl Lentz
  • What is satire? (A question we were forced to answer by a recent misunderstanding about Dougy Wilson)
  • Highlights (and low lights) from Live in Louisville
Nov 3, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas have climbed the mountain, achieved greatness, MADE PODCASTING HISTORY. It is the second of three episodes from Live in Louisville where they gathered with 80 of their closest friends for sheet cake, coffee, and decadence as well as conversation about a whole variety of topics.

We’d like to thank our sponsors who helped make this event happen, provided give-aways, and supported our efforts – David C. Cook publishers, The Christian Standard Bible, Lagares Roasters Coffee, and Missional Wear.

Oct 23, 2017

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas do as they do and get a little reflective, a little curmudgeonly, a little sarcastic, a little meta, and a little fun. They discuss the following.

  • What is one thing we would change about the holidays?
  • Why even do a podcast if everyone with a social security number is now doing one?
  • What is a favorite childhood memory we always come back to?
Oct 16, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas discuss the following:

  • The other Jarrid Wilson
  • Assigning pulpits to preachers
  • What Ted judges people for
  • If we could write a regular column in one publication all time, what would it be?
  • What we're reading

 

Oct 9, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following:

  • Pastor's making points about hell and eternity when guys like Hugh Hefner die
  • How do we describe a person we like? Do we go the celebrity route of "delightful" or "lovely"? Or do we go the "good guy" route?
  • What do we judge other people for enjoying? 
Oct 2, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted and Barnabas hash out some important issues while Ronnie continues his never ending tour of working class cities.

  • Protesting during the national Anthem - people's responses, false accusations, and more
  • Are the protests ruining football?
  • Jemele Hill's comments about Trump and how politics have crossed into entertainment media
  • BUT NO FOOTBALL TALK

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Sep 26, 2017

In this episode of the Happy Rant podcast Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas suss out the following:

  • The story trend- living a story, believing a story, and when story jumped the shark
  • Ted takes a phone call live on the air
  • Bad Seminary advertising
  • Our ideal body types
  • When is "the right time" to talk about controversial issues?

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Sep 18, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas discuss the following:

  • The Whole 30 and other cult diets
  • Whats the thing in your life that causes you to exclaim "Why do I even try?" even though you have to try?
  • Jim Carrey's shift from crazy funny to just plain crazy.
Sep 11, 2017

In this episode of the Happy Rant Ted Kluck, Barnabas Piper, and Ronnie Martin rant about a bunch of stuff except the Nashville Statement.

  • Telling your kids it's ok to fail
  • Telling your kids they're bad at stuff
  • What it would've been like to do our respective jobs in 1985
  • What does it take to make a fun reformed podcast?
Sep 4, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie and Barnabas tackle three big issues that hit in recent weeks.

  • Kevin DeYoung's article saying Christian's should not watch Game of Thrones
  • The criticism of Joel Osteen for his church's slowness to help Flood victims
  • Old dudes who think it's counter-cultural to like Taylor Swift

 

Aug 7, 2017

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas do as they always do - suss  out a random variety of church and culture topics of questionable importance.

  • Which pastor is which candy bar - Tim Keller, Matt Chandler, Don Carson, Mark Dever?
  • Shai Lynne and Lecrae are having a Christian hip hop beef. It's like Biggie and Tupac but way nicer. Of course we weighed in.
  • What do we think of personality evaluations like Myers-Briggs, Strengths Finder, and the Enneagram?

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Sep 5, 2016

In this episode of the Happy Rant the hosts are reunited after Ronnie's travels and they rant about the following. 

  • A crazy University of Iowa prof is offended by the facial expression and demeanor of . . . their mascot, a giant stuffed bird.
  • The University of Chicago, on the other hand, has decided there need be no more trigger warnings or safe spaces. 
  • What are things worship pastor's should quit saying? Jared Wilson had suggestions in an article, and it needed some discussing.

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Aug 22, 2016

We made it to episode 100. Who would have guessed that with such humble beginnings this podcast would have gained such heights, yet here we are. In this episode of the Happy Rant Podcast we welcome back co-founder, Stephen Altrogge and rant about the following.

  • Angry moms with no sense of humor attacking Stephen
  • Do women have to be "precious" or can they be sarcastic and snarky too?
  • Could we pull off an entirely earnest podcast?

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Aug 15, 2016

In this episode of the Happy Rant podcast Ted Kluck, Ronnie Martin, and Barnabas Piper rant about the following:

  • Plagiarism - why do people do this when it's so easy not to and is it worse in this internet age?
  • How Christians ruin all the fun stuff (movies, sports, etc.) by think-piecing them to death and searching for "redemptive themes"
  • If each of us was to host a reality TV show what show would it be?

 

Aug 8, 2016

In this episode of the Happy Rant podcast Ted Kluck, Ronnie Martin, and Barnabas Piper rant about the following:

  • Life in the 80's especially fashion and music choices
  • Ronnie's time in the CCM world
  • Drisky Business - He launched a new church!
  • Should pastors be political on social media even though common wisdom says not to be from the pulpit? 
Jul 18, 2016

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted Kluck, Barnabas Piper, and Ronnie Martin riff on the following.

  • What is the ongoing fascination with shows like The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? Is it hate watching? Is it genuine interest? 
  • How do each of the hosts write a book? Where do they get their ideas? What does the process look like?
  • What is the ever loving deal with fictional Calvinist characters on social media?
Jul 11, 2016

In this episode of the Happy Rant podcast Barnabas Piper, Ted Kluck, and Ronnie Martin have a scintillating discussion about topics of utmost importance. 

  • With Daniel Craig's contract as Bond fulfilled, what prominent Christian leader would make the best James Bond?
  • Is it better to give to a church electronically or physically? Does it matter? Should there be giving kiosks? 
  • Are the Olympics awesome or lame? Why did they used to be awesome than they are now?
Jun 27, 2016

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following:

  • Donald Trump's board of "evangelical advisors" and what significance they have
  • The Cleveland Cavaliers break a curse, celebrate in odd ways, and leave Lebron with what legacy exactly? 
  • Are iPod sermons good for listeners or unhelpful?
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